Murphy’s law of the apocalypse

Posted: June 16, 2011 in meat, pop-culture
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Murphy’s Law of the apoclaypse  

  • An animal that is too easy to catch ain’t worth eating.
  • You will get sick of beans.
  • Mice will get to your beans.
  • The mice in your beans will be easy to catch.
  • The mice in your beans will have Hantavirus.
  • People will betray you because of the temptation for meat.
  • You will be the meat.
  • There will always be someone meaner.
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Comments
  1. Andrew says:

    And the water you find will give you diahrrea

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